What I learned in Market Risk
August 19, 2012
1. What an array is and how you can use it in a sentence
Meaning: A collection of items (according to Excel Help)
“Richard, look at all the array on your table !”
2. A query isn’t a question
3. How to “drag and dump”
4. LANA is ‘loans approved not advanced’, not a person
5. The difference between Vten, Vload, V- etc.
6. How to pronounce “Zvakanaka”
7. The perils of unsupported tools
8. Lots of of Excel shortcuts (e.g. f4 to get rid of the dollar signs)
9. John drinks about 2 or more cans of coke a day, Richard drinks 3 cups of black tea
10. There is a secret stash of food somewhere kept by Internal Audit (Richard knows where it is)
11. John’s highlight of his career is hiring Richard
12. If someone talks about haircuts, it’s not about going to the salon
Overall, I had a very enjoyable rotation at work. I learned lots and now it’s time to move on to something else. Here’s what else has been happening besides work:
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mookxi 
She’s alive in the blog-o-sphere!! :D Miss you xo
I have nothing to blog about these days :-P
haha such a cute and random post! hello sweetie, it’s been a long while! :)
and excel is filled with so much magic – you can do SO many things with it! haha. been using quite a lot of excel lately, and learning all those hot key functions are simply mind-blowing. like woahhh! you can do that? haha.
glad to see you’ve been doing well. :) speaking of a stash of food at work? i bring in all the food supplies. :D so it never finishes, hee. x
A query is a kind of question :) you were not completely wrong.
Even in excel language ?